The Doucheys

Update:

I am at my job 4 months now. I am holding still in life. I am on a serious diet for the first time in my life. I feel...kinda...Blue?...Not happy? Ah never mind. I am having trouble sleeping for the first time in a long time.

It must be these diet pills. I am running on 6 hours or less sleep a night. My body rhythms are off.


To catch a predator for ratings

The thing I don't get about these predators is...What guy (especially the ugly and fat ones. I am including guys who look like me) thinks that ANY WOMAN OF ANY AGE will have sex with you after you write explicit chatter to them on the net.

"You want me to suck your what?!!!????," this made up women pauses to think about it an writes back... "Sure come to the house and pound my (bleep)!"

NOTE TO PERVERTS... WOMEN DON'T LIKE SEX... They just give it to us to shut us up.

Part of me wishes that a guy gets caught and says to the camera (In a Rourkian confidence)... "Yeah I was going to do it. So what?" And then stabs the reporter in the FACE! (Note to legal for NBC news: I don't support the stabbing of reporters in the face. However, the guy who confronts these guys in the house is a douche.)

SPEAKING OF WHICH...

The Doucheys

Glen Beck What a douche. The ACLU protects us from getting BFed by the government. Jagoff. I like the fact that you claimed to have spoken for Philly but were actually broadcast from New York. You suck. Didn't the Headline news channel used to be JUST THE HEADLINE NEWS CHANNEL. This is like the Scifi channel showing ECW.

Sean Hannity and Ann Cun...Coulter

Stop sucking the presidents organ ALL THE TIME. Jeezus christ. I am a liberal but I don't defend my party when they do immoral and illegal crap like passing Flag Burning resolutions and trying to emulate you guys.

Conservative Movie Reviewers.

Steve Rhodes and Michael Medved especially. Come on you guys. Don't dismiss any film that challenges your 1950 ideals. (that never were. Ask the blacks in the South) Rhodes: Your review of Al Gore's movie was a talking points memo from Halliburton and the Libertarian party. BTW: Steve. I don't give a f--- what your son or nephew thinks about a movie.

Hillary Clinton

Shut the hell up. I hate that fact that your running will ensure another republican sweep of the presidency. If you are elected, you will support flag burning (which many of you liberal friends in the 60's rightly did.), be wishy washy about abortion rights, (you have freaking ovaries, PROTECT THEM), and support the war on terror but be even more vicious as Bush because you'll have to prove yourself to be MAN ENOUGH to be prez.

Neil Cavuto

You run a show about financial stuff. Stop making about politics. The market don't give a crap if AL-Qaeda is around or not. Maybe they don't.... I don't know what I am saying. Your still a douche.

Equal Time

Conservatives who I don't think are douches...

Mickey Rourke
Tom Selleck
John Stossel
Dennis Hastert: Fat guys got to stick together.
michael smerconish
Larry from New York (French Connection 2 rules)
Clint Eastwood
Charles Bronson
Walker Texas Ranger
Eric Cartman
Bill Clinton (In Canada he would be Adolph Hitler. Like Stephen Harper is.)
Newt(After he lost power)
Bob Dole
Stephen Colbert